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wank-stains:

royalteens:

jesus did not die for this

He should have this is amazing

wank-stains:

royalteens:

jesus did not die for this

He should have this is amazing

(Source: pleatedjeans, via abcdefghiona)

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100823
Posted
8 hours ago

garlic-breadgasm:

I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off

(via teenytigress)

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194679
Posted
8 hours ago
stars-and-the-silence:

ishxq:

crystalshades:

skankyourart:

i’d kill to be able to wake up to this view
no words. this is my dream bedroom!

im sorry but this is just so amazing.. i’ll find peace here..

beautiful

The only problem being I would legit never leave my bed unless I was going out there

stars-and-the-silence:

ishxq:

crystalshades:

skankyourart:

i’d kill to be able to wake up to this view

no words. this is my dream bedroom!

im sorry but this is just so amazing.. i’ll find peace here..

beautiful

The only problem being I would legit never leave my bed unless I was going out there

(via ashxxch)

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95355
Posted
9 hours ago
alaveu:

endless-summer-vibes:

ukul-ele:

f-reska:

lushblossom:

purifyed:

flowerbombd:

floralbliss:

inspirations here

Oh my god who is this somebody help me out here

ShIT

who is this perfect creature

It’s RJ King. He’s adorable.

I DON’T KNOW YOU BUT I WANT TO

h0ly $hit

WHO IS THIS BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS BOY

alaveu:

endless-summer-vibes:

ukul-ele:

f-reska:

lushblossom:

purifyed:

flowerbombd:

floralbliss:

inspirations here

Oh my god who is this somebody help me out here

ShIT

who is this perfect creature

It’s RJ King. He’s adorable.

I DON’T KNOW YOU BUT I WANT TO

h0ly $hit

WHO IS THIS BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS BOY

(Source: 92x, via ashxxch)

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195861
Posted
9 hours ago
hate-my-human:

secretcallgirl:

kokilax:

randomizeyourmind:

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”
Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.
Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.
When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 
- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.

This is perfect

hate-my-human:

secretcallgirl:

kokilax:

randomizeyourmind:

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.

Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.

Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 

- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.

This is perfect

(via teenytigress)

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180978
Posted
9 hours ago
followmeto221b:

sassyfirst:

moffathavemercy:

howdidigetsofunny:

carpooltunnels:

legendofkorraholyshit:

clarkbaxtresser:

guys I’m never pausing icarly again what the fuck is happening here


NEVER
AGAIN

Let’s not forget


I love how theres the “G” symbol at the top and then BAM breast

wh

those are boobs
they didnt censor it
boobs
on
a
fucking
kids
show
.
.
.
.
how

It wasn’t until it was aired that they noticed it I think.

followmeto221b:

sassyfirst:

moffathavemercy:

howdidigetsofunny:

carpooltunnels:

legendofkorraholyshit:

clarkbaxtresser:

guys I’m never pausing icarly again what the fuck is happening here

image

NEVER

AGAIN

Let’s not forget

image

I love how theres the “G” symbol at the top and then BAM breast

wh

those are boobs

they didnt censor it

boobs

on

a

fucking

kids

show

.

.

.

.

how

It wasn’t until it was aired that they noticed it I think.

(via bertwg97)

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165052
Posted
9 hours ago

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

(via laugh-until-you-drop)

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150769
Posted
10 hours ago
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